The world is falling apart,
but you're looking for a sweetheart.
You're single,
ready to mingle,
you turn to the apps.
But you can't find any good chaps.
You swipe left
and left
and left.
You're scrolling through these men, some are nice, some are dopes
some are just flat out hostile.
And just when you were losing all hope.
You come across this profile
Is he nice? Too soon to tell.
Funny enough to roll the dice? Perhaps, this site is made very well.
Over 6 feet tall? ✓
Is this even a tough call?
You ask yourself, yes or no?
Should I swipe right on Joe?
Now, you're a selective girl,
But why not give this guy a whirl?
At least he's not doing this:
So...is this really an opportunity you want to miss?
Are you searching for someone professorial?
Perhaps, he is certainly not conventional.
At his point you've surely raised your brow.
I think you should
Seems like he might be worth the bother.
Plus he kind of looks like Marshall from How I Met Your Mother
I know how you are probably feeling at this point, shaken to the core
Now, this might feel a little sudden.
But you know you want to smash that like button.
Or if you don't want to wait.
You could contact me before it's too late.